Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
We interrupt your regularly scheduled Saturday morning programming with this important announcement: you are not the father. I repeat not the father. Congratulations and have a nice day.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
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