Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
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No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
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I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
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