I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
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