do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I touched a dick in church today
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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