yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
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Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
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idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
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