i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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