I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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