That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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