playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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