I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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