I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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