I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
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I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
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My breasts were aching with rage.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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