i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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