so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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