i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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