I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I think the only thing that impresses me are nice penises...and Jesus. Jesus would impress me. Especially if he walked on water again.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
where are you?
Hypothermia
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
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Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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