come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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