I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
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