I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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