I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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