I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
Sober January is a disaster.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
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I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
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Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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