She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
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I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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