they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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