Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
Randomize
