and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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