Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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