I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
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Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
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He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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