Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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