I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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