NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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