hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
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AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
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When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
So vagazzling was a success
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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