she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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