Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
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I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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