Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
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