in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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