Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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