If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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