Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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