Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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