No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
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I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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