is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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