its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
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Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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