it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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