She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Randomize
