He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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