I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
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