Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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