My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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