Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
do herpes really smell.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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