You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Randomize
