Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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