Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
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It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.