oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
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you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
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He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.