I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
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I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
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