I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
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She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?