Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
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im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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