I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
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How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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