He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
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