I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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